About me

My name's Christopher | Chris | Kris (polish: Krzysiek or Krzysztof)

However, I like my last name, so you can call me just kluza (direct eng translation is hawsehole, but don't use it).

Several, selected details about me:

• native krakovian with european way with life, whatever it means
• kind of it-guy (yeah, I really would work with the it crowd team… in fact I used to work in such a team… it was me, motowura & wtf… I still love them <3)
• a professional in such areas as internet technologies, office software, consumer rights & customer service
• well familiar with banking individual (checking & savings accounts, deposits, credit cards) - I had over 30 accounts in most banks and a number of credit cards (to put them to the test of course). If you would like to set up a bank account (in Poland), I advise you to use this application for easy and quick setting up a bank account :)
• interested in software & knowledge engineering, evolution theory, but at heart I'm interested in almost everything from soup to nuts (I wish I could be a student forever…)
• like spending my free-time surfing the internet, going out some nice places with friends for a cup of hot chocolate or galician mulled wine…
• can't imagine my life without the internet, chocolate and gazeta wyborcza - widely read newspaper in Poland
• feel a deep need for some physical activities (could be inline-skating, but ideally some safe and easy martial arts if such exist)
• love musicals (especially by Andrew Lloyd Webber), but I hardly ever listen to the music…
• in love with Versace Eau Fraiche… I didn't realize that I can call attention to me by the perfumes… till I started to use Versace :]
• when it comes to god - I havn't decided yet whether i go for russell's teapot, invisible pink unicorn or flying spaghetti monster, but sometimes i consider jedi knight (esp for polish census 2011). however, recently I contemplate discarding the idea of god and became apatheistic worshipper of the church of emacs (esp after st IGNUcius blessed my laptop)… it's hard to decide, and even dawkins doesn't help…
• floating voter
• queer as folk

Long long time ago, there have lived two physicists - one of them was my brother and the second one was my brother-in-law… They studied so much, that I had to bring them a brunch to the Institute of Physics ;) but I really liked that, maybe 'cause my curiosity (which certainly killed many cats)… In the institute I had a perfect time, e.g. once I put the keys to the canister for liquid nitrogen :) also there I went in for the Internet… soon I was hooked on IRC and I've started to write webpages (but I didn't take notice of HTML specifications etc., to be honest I didn't know they exist…).

When I started my studies at university I found creating websites sth more than just a hobby…